Uncut Gems 5: Bris Time It’s On! 

Part of it is the weird mix between adult coaches, adult sportswriters (almost all men), and the very young athletes who provide their livelihoods but aren’t compensated. Often in small cities/towns where this is the only thing going on, and thus things are blown completely out of proportion. (Although Northwestern…

I can’t decide if that picture is more Festrunk Brothers or Butabi Brothers.

He got an own goal and an ass-ist on the same play! 

The yelling guy that you reference at the end is the dean of admissions at Penn!

Freddie Mitchell! The People's Champ! 

Never mind. 

WTF is Drew Rosenhaus doing? Take away AB’s phone, hire someone to babysit him 24 hours a day, send him to a psych hospital.

More like duckin', amirite? 

Twenty-two clowns were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. 

The confusion is understandable. Seeing stars, blacking out, not seeing straight are symptoms of a concussion, but they're also symptoms of a condition known as "playing for the Lions."

“I don't need to be able to outrun a Cub. I just need to be able to outrun my teammates."

This comment is oddly detailed... 

You probably don't have this problem because you're a jerk and don't have anyone to travel with. 

Too bad he's not a US citizen, or he could run for Senate in Alabama. 

THIS

And Kirby Puckett. 

Nazareth makes Hail Mary play. 

Johnny Football needed some free clothes that fit him.

No way Woody lets them sign Kaepernick.