Just when it seems like you couldn’t go any lower, the ex-Gawker sites break through and find a new bottom of the barrel to scrape.

Yeah, we get it, Univision is pro Hillary and is using every outlet it can as a propaganda tool. You’re not changing any minds with this shit.

“Actually my phone is often further than that from me, often when it is charging.”

“I think you are reaching on the “inapt analogy” point.”

Who says you have to wear a watch?

Take your statement and replace “phone” with “smartwatch” and you have the same argument. You’re replacing one portable device with a much less capable portable device with a strap. And it’s not like you couldn’t easily strap your phone to your arm, leg, or handlebars if you wanted it strapped down.

“They are trapped there because our ISIS allies are shooting anyone that tries to leave via the humanitarian corridor.”

Sorry, idiot. I’m still not voting for your criminal candidate.

“But seriously, I think former Secretary of State Clinton knows Russia better than you do.”

“Tell that to all the former rich people who lost everything, including their lives, in WWII.”

“And so I can only assume you think that Trump would be oh-so-rational? Come on!”

You’re joking but lots of people are stupid enough to only believe what their party PR feeds them.

“No, that is wildly misleading.”

Well since feminists are trying to make literally everything rape, it’s just a matter of time before everything carries a rape sentence. Photos in a voting booth is just ahead of the game a bit.

Yeah we don’t need to pay people to vote a certain way. MUCH easier to just rig the vote with malware on the voting machines. Why do you think the government pushed so hard to make these things computerized? Because they’re trivial to hack.

How do you literally kill a soul?

We know it’s a rip off but that’s the only way we can buy Christmas presents for our kids!

So the hell what if they are? Another slow news day for Gizmodo I see.

I’m sure in a few hundred years, the seconds here and there that you’ve saved might add up to the time you worked to earn the money to buy it.

“Remember how smartwatches were supposed to be the next big thing?”