Have you seen those tweet threads about “what did you think was considered ‘rich’ when you were a kid?” and people say ice makers in the fridge or having two cars or whatever? I thought rich people ate EVERYTHING with a knife and fork, pizza included.
I’m a disorganized slob, but I cannot stand a full trashcan. As in, I’ll be running late for work, and I’ll still drop everything and empty it. I can’t sleep if know there’s a full trashcan in my house.
I... What? Why would you do that to a pizza?
After slathering my hands with lotion and putting on my Borghese conditioning gloves, I like to take a stack of Saltines, layer them with grape jelly, and eat them standing up at the kitchen sink.
I have a severe aversion to even numbers.
If you’re not angry these days you must be dead.
Now that Bloomy might run this is gonna get fun.
Isn't Biden's entire platform "I will fight Trump in the parking lot"? The difference is Warren wants to fight for the people and Biden just wants to be a tough guy for his own ego.
When I saw the article I thought to myself, “Damn right she’s angry and she’s not the only one.”
Parsley helps promote good digestion and is also good at freshening your breath. Now what has sage ever done for you?
This is the best description of regular ol’ parsley I’ve ever read.
Fuck parsley. It’s the venture capitalist of herbs; just sitting there on the plate, not doing shit or adding any value, but content to take credit for the work of the meat and potatoes under the guise of “classing it up.”
That guy can never admit he made a mistake so even when he clearly makes a mistake he has to play it like he meant to do it and it’s some deep shit. Fuck that guy.
I’m starting to worry that we’ve saddled herbs with an undeserved bad reputation. No herb has ever started a series of dumpster fires with the same gusto as this shitbird.
Aye. Agree. I’ll stay here for as long as it runs, ye ken?
Only an occasional Jezebel reader, but agree it’s a good place. I don’t necessarily agree with or get everything that’s posted here, but I’m a big boy and communities don’t have to align with me 100% of the time. Maybe I’m not right 100% of the time?
Join us on Discord! This doesn’t have to be goodbye. There is a group of channels just for Jez people.
WifeBot 3.0 doesn’t have the emotion protocol installed.
it’s almost novelistic how he’s the worst of white America wrapped into one ugly, doughy package.