This seems to be a common occurrence among native New Yorkers!

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

Rudy Giuliani, a man known for his messy divorces

I am drinking ice coffee and I nearly snorted an ice cube up my nose at your post, so thanks for that!!

Kinja name checks out. 

Counterpoint: heartbreak and melanoma.

The night is dark and full of terrors

I do that anyway...

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

Can we leave this child alone and not take her down like Jezebel did with Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, and all the other woman this website has gone after for no apparent reason.

50% of white women who voted, voted for Trump. Still a horrendous fact, but better than 50% of white women in total.

“Like devoting my body to God and my husband is a bad thing”

*trilling white lady laughter.

I think Haley had enough of this freakshow as UN ambassador and figures if she’s still got a chance at higher office, she needs as much distance from Trump as possible.

The Carolinas are fine, it’s Alabama we all need to be concerned about. For a great many reasons.

we’re sure its not rhyming slang for rich, yeah?

Woild Nikki Haley want to jump into this disaster? I expect that she believes she has a political future, but playing subservient lapdog who has to constantly repeat Trump's lies? Seems demeaning, and she'd never be rid of the Trump stain. 

In further news, most of Britain said they’d rather Boris the Piffle was dead in a ditch as well!

I actually watched that Boris speech today and it was just teeth-clenchingly awkward. He turned up half and hour late, sounded like all energy had left him, and that he was barely present. And that was before he got asked three times in a row about how can the nation trust/believe/follow him if his brother publicly…

“...girl who sat behind them in sociology back in 2004 may be down to clown”

Based on how I use Facebook, I think they would just be trying to hook me up with a cat cafe.