This was a thing back when Kung Fu Panda 3 came out. My Chinese food came with Fortune cookies advertising the movie.

Fortune cookies are disgusting and only tell lies anyway.

Her Martin was hilarious. She had crack comic timing.

Actually IKEA is closing the only factory they had in USA, too expensive to maintain.

Who doesn’t stop and call the police for her???

People talking to other people in real life is total bullcrap. 

I don't want to say all people in Connecticut are unfriendly, but when I went to the Olympic National Park area I was usually asking, why are these people talking to me? I don't know you! That's my purse! 

Complimenting someone’s shoes is truly the best stranger-encounter you can have. No one is bothered to be told their footwear is cute. No one is reminded of their poor body image, that they’re feeling really bloated today actually, or put into that awkward space where you’re supposed to simultaneously accept a…

I assume this study was done on americans? Because that is a very american phenonenon/problem. I live in a european city that gets quite a few tourists, including americans. Every time someone is making eye contact with me and is about to start a random conversation, I know an american accent will come out of their…

I never do this either for three reasons:

fact is there is no stopping it, billions of people are going to die in the next century, but you can prepare for it. I’m learning to forage and grow my own food. I figure if i’m lucky enough to make it through the worst of it, those will be the only skills that matter.

Plant a garden, whether in the ground or in pots. The survival of living beings depends on greenery, plus, it’ll help you cope while waiting for the inevitable.

I second this. Action need to be drastic at this point.

We could. We absolutely could. But we won’t.

Me and all my friends

So I can relate to #1 and #2.

1) Im not scared of dying. Not anymore. Ive been through some weird stuff and should have died more than once. Ive fully accepted I will die, and Im OK with it...even if it happens tomorrow. I wake up each morning and am thankful for my life.  I feel that if you embrace your own mortality,…

I think your analysis is spot on. We’re all (the ones who know it’s coming) are just waiting for someone to provide the opportunity.

THE GLORIOUS SHADE. “I have outlived him and what’s more, I am so indifferent to his existence (or, alas, lack thereof) that I don’t even recall the name attached to his now-decaying body.”

“I don’t piss on his grave, I just happen to piss in a spot and if that spot happens to be his grave, it’s probably because I didn’t recall he was buried there.”

It’s just fucking creepy. I don’t understand how anyone who wants to be taken seriously in a political sphere thinks it’s the kind of descriptor to use.