urine trouble this time, donnie - for sure!

So, an evening gown inspired by The Shroud of Turin. Huh...

Seattle to L.A. I guess? I was going on a work trip to NYC and scheduled an overnight layover in L.A. to see an FWB of mine and his GF. Much fun was had (including a onesie party and a gummy bear picnic in the living room) I also met an awesome, super cute nerd when I got to NYC (thanks OKC!) and had RIDICULOUS…

Getting anyone to cross the bridge is like getting them to cross an ocean, so that totally counts as a long distance hookup. (But yes, he should have crossed for you.)

I did a trip around Europe after I graduated from college, and had a couple day affair with a guy in Corfu Greece. Should note the guy was from Kansas which I will forever think is amusing. But I didn’t purposefully travel for sex, I just got to have the sex while travelling so not sure it counts.

It’s funny thinking back about 18 months when impeachment was derided by leftists as a #Resistance grifter rallying cry, but ever since Tlaib said “impeach the motherfucker” and Pelosi has put out more quotes against it everyone has had to run and jump in behind impeachment like they were there all along.

As I have been saying all along, NO COLLUSION - NO OBSTRUCTION!

Reminds me of the joke where the 90-year-old man goes to confession and says to the priest, “I’m dating a gorgeous 25-year-old woman, and we’re having amazing sex two and three times a day!” “Well, my son,” says the priest, “premarital sex is a sin. You’ll need to say ten Hail Marys.” “But I’m Jewish!” says the old…

I look forward to at least four years of President Rosario’s Booty Call!

I feel like maybe his entire campaign is really just so he can talk that up!

Getting paid to read is literally my dream job.

IMHO, Beto should put party above self and run against Cornyn... and then consider 2024 for president.

You guys are fighting a battle against a certain type of racist/sexist men but half the white women in this country are on THEIR side.

This graph is always startling. And a reminder that women can be misogynists, too.

And male.

The best part is all the Republicans who are outraged, OUTRAGED!!! “Why are we wasting time with this scumbag lying lawyer????”

Thanks rednecks, you fucking morons let this traitor and all his dipshit kids into the White House and here we are.

How else can those people of that agency and administration will get money from the child trafficking that they are involved in?

They'd better get turned into cows at the end.