Donald, as an Irish-American, let me make something very clear: you’re evil, you’re incompetent, I despise you, and I’m very much looking forward to watching you suffer in the fires of the deepest hell. I’ll make sure to wave like this:

She really needs to change her name; I’m thinking Despair would be more fitting.

I was thinking it was from the Bárte Sïmpsoné Collection.

Does crossing universes count? 

Let’s hope this is followed up by castration and life in prison.

We can only hope it’s the end for him...

Steny, if deciding whether or not to impeach an evil, incompetent, criminally corrupt “President” is dependent on proximity to election day, then you have no business being in Congress and should be kicked the fork out of office as well.

I’m looking forward to watching Fuller Big House.

I lost my grandfather to dementia, and I’ll probably have it myself when I’m old, and I still think Donald deserves it.

“Mitch McConnell led the effort, which he characterized as fighting “systematic obstruction” against “our duly elected president.”

“Kirsten Gillibrand beat everyone to releasing her tax returns. Your move, Beto.”

• “We get it, Cory. [CNN]”

Pretty much every politician is a Slytherin.

For some reason, after reading that headline, I’m imagining a vagina swarming with ghosts. But I also didn’t sleep well last night.

I’m sure the young cishetero white man they pick will be ecstatic.

“Rumor has it that Beto O’Rourke plans to announce that he’s running for president in 2020.”

“These are vulnerable children in difficult circumstances, and ORR fully understands its responsibility to ensure that each child is treated with the utmost care,” Oakley said.

The most complicated lie I ever told was the story of how I killed all seven Jenkins brothers with one bullet:

I want the coverage to ease up too, for two reasons. The first is because eventually more people are going to burn out on her like you’re beginning to. The other is that at a certain point she’ll be corrupted by her own hype, and that would be majorly damaging to the cause.

The surprise is Wandering Spider venom, I assume?