Lemme guess, you’re gonna just drop this steaming turd of a thought in the comments and then never look back, never engage, and never try to defend your moronic position. You utter, tiny-little-dicked, ignorant, misogynist coward.

Proudly!

You hack.

As someone who embarrassingly went to the theater to see the 2000 D&D movie, I will buy all of the popcorn to see this. That trailer fucks hard.

All names are made up, and if you say them enough they all sound ridiculous. Chill with your low-key racism.

I want him to have always been dead.

Good, I hope he gets crippled as quickly as possible. God I hate that little fuck.

A much better review:

Despite the shitty writing in this ‘article,’ this got me excited for this film (as if I need another reason beside ‘it’s a Guillermo del Toro movie’).

I hope they investigate the little shit’s parents, too. That kind of behavior is learned.

Can you not with the ‘hokey British accent’ bullshit? Many actual British people have said that his accent was pretty good for a specific type of Londoner. I loved his performance.

Considering that so much of ‘the election was stolen’ rhetoric was either created or amplified by Russian agents, *ahem*:

‘Here’s your sneak peek at what’s next for Eleven and the boys’

Weird to use a song about Stevie Nicks committing statutory rape to promote this show, but whatever.

What a fucking thing to say. ‘He sexually assaulted multiple women, but at least he said he’s sorry!’ What’s wrong with your brain?

You’re welcome:

Obi-Wan Kenobi the series seems to be doing its darndest to make me not care about Obi-Wan Kenobi the character.

I’ve never been punched in the face and I still have no trouble not being an asshole. I generally agree with your sentiment, but I don’t think that violence is the answer.

This is why I call myself a ‘Star Wars enjoyer’ rather than a ‘Star Wars fan.’ Fans are the worst. I can’t imagine being so worked up over a piece of entertainment, one way or the other. Some people need to develop some sort of identity outside of intellectual properties.

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