And yet they could have donated 100k to charity instead. Assholes.

‘...anyone know if Mulaney was funny?’

‘Brightline told NPR it chalked up 75 percent of the deaths on suicide, which is an unimaginably high number.’

‘Athletes,’ sure, whatever.

I saw Carlin perform at my little city’s convention center while he was still workshopping that routine, reading from notes, occasionally messing up jokes, and apologizing in advance for any fuck ups. He was still hilarious.

I run a kinship (guild) in LOTRO and have played for approximately 13 years. Despite its age, it still feels like home to me, and is hands-down the best representation of being able to interact with Middle-earth. 

Wow, it didn’t take long for Godwin’s Law to take effect here. You lose.

Floridians care more about the existence of an alligator than the existence of LGBTQIA+ people.

Man...video game hair styles have ruined white people.

Can journalists please start calling these what they are: ANTI-education bills?

The big ‘un in the back is sizing him up like a Christmas ham.

Lemme fix that headline for ya...

So at this point I’m starting to assume police are all racist until proven not.

Now that right there is a screenshot any feminist can be proud of. /s

My sister lives in Denver. Denver’s airport SUCKS. I feel your pain.

‘Obviously, racism has no place at Cracker Barrel...’

I mean...at this point, in 2022, anyone doing this is (at least subconsciously) trying to get fired, right? Like, they don’t want to be employed anymore, and nuking one’s career via racism smeared all over social media is a pretty easy way to do it. 

‘...including the 3D installment from about a decade ago that took the same tact.’

Experts in air quotes, eh? I suppose you know better than him then? Fuck off.

So can we officially call it South Virginia now?