‘By no means are we suggesting that investing in bitcoin is a wholly worthless endeavor more akin to gambling than any form of sound financial savings strategy...’

I saw a tweet that supposed that ‘NOPE’ could be a double entendre, also working as an acronym for ‘Not Of Planet Earth.’ 

James Stephanie Sterling is going to have a field day with this.

I’d go as far as ‘attempted murderers.’

‘“Players” get to walk around, communicate, emote and end up in “best moments” pictures that look like a kid’s MMO from 2011...’

Rebuttal: Julian, Bubbles, and Ricky may be small-time petty criminals, but they have hearts and, when pressed, consciences. And they have pretty sharp noses for bullshitters. They’d call out these focks for what they are.

So I take it that your ‘investment’ hasn’t been rugpulled yet. You fucking chump.

I hate it here.

Do you allow the possibility of any joy in your life?

How does anyone take this asshole seriously?

You picked the perfect handle, buddy.

This unmitigated asshole could have decided to cement his legacy by donating all of that money to local school districts or charities, but no. What an absolute turd of a human being. I hope he got scammed.

‘...essentially introduced Dancing with the Wolves to Star Wars.’

My video game resolution will be the same as last year’s:

It is grimly satisfying to see all of James Stephanie Sterling’s prophecies come true.

Your entire argument falls apart by arguing that humanity would not be stupid as fuck. Have you looked out of your window lately?

‘Justice Barrett’s nonchalant suggestion that people who can’t get abortions simply carry and birth a baby and then relinquish it via safe haven laws ignores the health risks of pregnancy, especially in the South.’

“Get on the plane? Fuck you, I’m getting in the plane!”

I call ‘em Fuckos.

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