Floridians care more about the existence of an alligator than the existence of LGBTQIA+ people.

Man...video game hair styles have ruined white people.

Can journalists please start calling these what they are: ANTI-education bills?

The big ‘un in the back is sizing him up like a Christmas ham.

Lemme fix that headline for ya...

So at this point I’m starting to assume police are all racist until proven not.

Now that right there is a screenshot any feminist can be proud of. /s

My sister lives in Denver. Denver’s airport SUCKS. I feel your pain.

‘Obviously, racism has no place at Cracker Barrel...’

I mean...at this point, in 2022, anyone doing this is (at least subconsciously) trying to get fired, right? Like, they don’t want to be employed anymore, and nuking one’s career via racism smeared all over social media is a pretty easy way to do it. 

‘...including the 3D installment from about a decade ago that took the same tact.’

Experts in air quotes, eh? I suppose you know better than him then? Fuck off.

So can we officially call it South Virginia now?

‘By no means are we suggesting that investing in bitcoin is a wholly worthless endeavor more akin to gambling than any form of sound financial savings strategy...’

I saw a tweet that supposed that ‘NOPE’ could be a double entendre, also working as an acronym for ‘Not Of Planet Earth.’ 

James Stephanie Sterling is going to have a field day with this.

I’d go as far as ‘attempted murderers.’

‘“Players” get to walk around, communicate, emote and end up in “best moments” pictures that look like a kid’s MMO from 2011...’

Rebuttal: Julian, Bubbles, and Ricky may be small-time petty criminals, but they have hearts and, when pressed, consciences. And they have pretty sharp noses for bullshitters. They’d call out these focks for what they are.

So I take it that your ‘investment’ hasn’t been rugpulled yet. You fucking chump.