I hate it here.

Do you allow the possibility of any joy in your life?

How does anyone take this asshole seriously?

You picked the perfect handle, buddy.

This unmitigated asshole could have decided to cement his legacy by donating all of that money to local school districts or charities, but no. What an absolute turd of a human being. I hope he got scammed.

‘...essentially introduced Dancing with the Wolves to Star Wars.’

My video game resolution will be the same as last year’s:

It is grimly satisfying to see all of James Stephanie Sterling’s prophecies come true.

Your entire argument falls apart by arguing that humanity would not be stupid as fuck. Have you looked out of your window lately?

‘Justice Barrett’s nonchalant suggestion that people who can’t get abortions simply carry and birth a baby and then relinquish it via safe haven laws ignores the health risks of pregnancy, especially in the South.’

“Get on the plane? Fuck you, I’m getting in the plane!”

I call ‘em Fuckos.

Also:

‘Some people are worried it’s the beginning of an across-the-board price hike, even if it’s one that’s been long overdue.’

Jesus Defenestrating Christ, dude. What is wrong with you?

Came here to say this. Anyone interviewing Jeremy Irons who doesn’t ask about D&D is a coward.

Pretty much every Wes Anderson film since The Royal Tennenbaums.

Love that movie.

When Harold tries to get Maude to stay by pleading that he loves her, she simply responds, “Oh Harold, that’s wonderful. Go and love some more.”

‘...upset neo-nazi small-dick energy knobwaffles...’