It’s like Black Republicans. It’s like, you know you’re just window dressing to these jackoffs, right? You know it, right?!

Smart, apparently. Zing!

I have no recollection of ever having watched this episode or segment, and I’m kind of enjoying not knowing what everyone’s so obsessed about.

“There is no room for [public] racism or hatred in the Aledo ISD, period,” according to a statement from Superintendent Dr. Susan Bohn. “Using inappropriate, offensive and racially charged language and conduct [where you could get caught] is completely unacceptable and is prohibited by district policy [that we are…

FIFY (as it reads I’m sure it is demonstrably false, as most of the white supremacists I’ve seen in pictures of rallies are, in fact, very sizable.)

‘School’ = mouth stuff. ‘Tuition’ = butt stuff.

‘The commutes are extreme, the smog occasionally impenetrable and the parking situation intense, but Angelenos are rewarded with one of the most vibrant car cultures in the world.’

The best thing that ever happened for my psyche and my wallet was when my entire MtG collection burned up in a friend’s house fire (no one was hurt, thankfully). I shrugged and moved on.

Don’t give a shit, after that wet fart of a last season.

The next episode of MBMBAM will be Griffin just weeping quietly for 40 minutes.

Nice analogy for the Jan. 6th insurrectionist riot.

He...he flies past...Westeros? What the actual fuck? Oh, the Rifftrax crew will have so much fun with this one.

What?! Goddamnit. I was pulling out my Android phone to buy this game from Google Play when I read your comment. Fuck exclusivity. 

I don’t care about their *races* (ACAB), but release their names. Everywhere. Insure that they never get another job anywhere near law enforcement, private security, or even other people.

Grammar Police alert! The poster tagline should read ‘Be careful to whom you pray.’

It’s awfully ironic that the Texas Republican Party, led by a guy in a wheelchair, is fighting for less access.

Being a ‘cat person,’ I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Call me callous, but I didn’t find the crash hard to watch at all.

If you have to go on FAUX NEWS, of all places, to claim to be ‘reformed,’ guess what, buddy. You ain’t.

‘It’s hard to believe [such wildly popular fascist propaganda] is coming to an end.’