I’m sure this will end well. /s

I cannot wait for the inevitable news stories about how NFTs get hacked and devalued. This is all utter horseshit.

I did read the article. To paraphrase: ‘The energy needed for NFTs and blockchain technology is helping literally cook the planet lol but anyway here’s how to do it!’

ABPAAB doesn’t quite roll of of the tongue, but all Border Patrol agents ARE bastards.

Jesus Christ, white people just need to shut the fuck up already. And I’m white.

‘...so far this administration is not interested in doing anything on a bipartisan basis in the political center...’

And yet far too many people live in food deserts, can’t afford housing, and have sub-par schooling opportunities. As a species, we really don’t have our best interests in mind, do we?

I’m not a car person, but I like it. Also, you can say you don’t like something as loudly as you like, but claiming that it’s objectively bad is stupid.

I have no evidence to back this up, but I suspect that Faux News has a team of writers scouring the Internet and cable news outlets for the next ‘outrageous’ talking point. They then bang out this nonsense for Fucker Carlson to spew out from his teleprompter. Hence, the reason he constantly looks confused and…

‘...[Helen Mirren’s] superior stamina.’

His next passion project will be The Fountainhead, which...I mean, basically his entire career has been heading in that direction anyway.

Man, Amish rumspringas are getting out of hand.

She looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face over her face.

‘...three Clark County deputies fired 34 rounds at him, with four striking and killing the 21-year-old.’

I watched Homicide: Life on the Street when it originally aired and it remains one of my favorite shows. I re-watch choice episodes from the DVD box set to this day. RIP.

‘...purified in the waters of Lake Minne-honky...’

“I want to [KEEP MY JOB],” he said. “Never my intention to [SAY WHAT I SAID OVER A HOT MIC]. I am sickened by what [PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT] I said. I am so sorry for what I said [ONLY BECAUSE IT MAY COST ME MY JOB].”

My family moved around a fair bit when I was growing up, so sometimes I had to ride the bus, sometimes I could walk, sometimes I rode bike. When I had to ride the bus, I remember it as being a fine experience. It was fine. No trauma, except for occasional motion sickness I guess. And when I got to share a seat with my…

If this doesn’t include Mojo Jojo as portrayed by Andy Serkis in full-on Caesar mode, I don’t care about it.

‘Frederico Klein...told a judge, “It would be nice if I could sleep in a place where there were not cockroaches everywhere.”’