I’m sorry; who can afford that? You must be mistaking me for someone who isn’t poor. And who has a room big enough for a monstrosity like that.

I’m sorry; who can afford that? You must be mistaking me for someone who isn’t poor. And who has a room big enough…

‘Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.’

Have the Bullies in Blue released their weak-ass excuse for why they stopped and assaulted in the first place?

‘She joined the ROTC while studying psychology at Iowa State and married Gail Ernst, an Army supervisor, 17 years older.’

Take your star, you magnificent bastard!

‘Ng went on to tell the officer during a second interview that he thought Abram was a part of a “recon team” who were sent to “map out the area.”’

‘Her mother maintained that her child was “not a monster” and “had never been taught hate.”’

‘...strong narrative arcs...’

‘...this monster of a truck that achieves 10 miles per gallon. The balls on these guys to look everyone straight in the face and deliver a 10 mpg pickup in two-thousand-twenty!’

“When someone sits back in their mansion and accuses someone they don’t know of being a racist, of being a dirty cop, of being a murderer when that’s not the case, it does affect you.”

There’s some decent boxed macaroni and cheese out there (Annie’s is a good brand), but yeah, this chucklefucker ain’t MY President.

So they’d accept ‘Nigger Jim’? Georgia’s more progressive than I thought.

‘Dumb Company Continues To Throw Good Money After Bad’

SOMEbody read the headline and rageflew to the comments without reading the article.

With that shade of lipstick, if you just stare at his eyes it looks like he’s sticking out his tongue just a little bit.

Not even the McElroy brothers could love this Monster Factory creation.

I called this! I fuckin’ called it, the second I heard that Orange 45 got the ‘Rona I feared that his campaign would try to spin it into a ‘There’s no one better to fight the pandemic than a President who’s been through it’ thing. Fuck them all straight to their God’s Hell.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WITH THE JUSTPREMIUM BULLSHIT BACKGROUND I’M HAVING A SEIZURE

Lookit that lazy-eyed mouth-breathin’ mafioso-lookin’ motherfucker. I’m not surprised in the least.

Also, if people calm down, catch their breath, and wait for a little while, then the resellers don’t make a dime and everyone wins.