I’m so glad that I haven’t cared about consoles since the PS2.

One of the defining moments of my 11-year-old life was watching this unfold on the ubiquitous TV strapped to the rolling metal cart with the rest of my classmates. As the story unfolded afterward in what retrospectively feels like agonizing slowness, I came to understand that corruption in government was a thing, and…

Why do so many people in Drumpf’s administration have weird smiles? I mean, that’s a Boglin-esque grimace.

I wonder how long it’ll be until it’s revealed that one or more of the white folk at this party have connections to law enforcement? This stinks to high heaven.

‘I’m almost jealous of my more games-as-service loving coworkers for getting more out of the game than I do.’ 

Says the asshole.

‘It began when deputies who were driving in the area saw a man riding a bicycle and decided to pull him over for a vehicle code violation...’

Great, now hire some competent writers.

You hit it on the nose. Game developers and publishers no doubt have psychologists on the payroll making sure they know exactly how to manipulate soft little brains with little control over their spending habits.

Let me further clarify: You have to pay MORE MONEY for already-existing content locked behind a paywall in the game you already paid full price for. Fuck this horseshit.

‘It’S jUsT cOsMeTiCs’ is such a bullshit handwaving-away excuse. Everyone knows that FOMO plays a huge part in kids’ (and yes, it will be underage people targeted by these ‘micro’ transactions) desire to pony up real dollars for this shit. Add to the fact that the storefront will feature a rotation of cosmetics to…

I also can’t wait to see Jim Sterling’s take on this *rubs hand together*

I would not be the least bit surprised to learn that Activision/Blizzard and other ‘AAA’ game publishers/devs are rife with right-wing nutcases. I can’t believe this is accidental. Either that, or they’re dangerously ignorant. It’s horrible either way.

‘That’s when you get the 7-minute, completely straight-faced documentary paean to “the greatest president of all time in history,” entitled The Greatest President Of All Time In History.”’

Sue the appraisers, put them out of business. Send a message. I’m so fucking furious.

Every day is Halloween in this White House. Horrible, capering demons preying upon our every fear.

Can’t wait to hear what his parents have to say.

Ex-fucking-scuse ME? 

‘At some point after that the tweet was deleted and E3 apologized. “We messed up,” the video game expo wrote. “We are taking down the post and apologize for perpetuating a harmful stereotype. We will do better.”’

‘...it cheapens death when you have a character make the ultimate sacrifice and then immediately undo it seconds later.’