Mike, to Rich: ‘Remember when Star Trek used to be about something?’

I watch those INSTEAD of Picard. They are delightful.

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I live in Wisconsin. We don’t need more of this disease here, no matter who it affects, because ultimately it affects us all. Fuck right off the planet, asshole.

Heyyy, as a liberal Wisconsinite...fuck you. Nobody needs more of Covid-19 anywhere. We’re all in this together.

I live in Wisconsin. The majority of people over 30 in this state are in poor health.

The fact that not all 50 states plus territories aren’t on that list is a sad commentary on this fucking country.

“I swear to god I just emptied the mag.”

It means he’s an incel.

To quote Monster Factory: ‘No middle sliders!’

Kim Kardashian is a Second Life avatar come to life.

Yeah I feel like this is much worse than the original dynamic between Mulan and the general. Gross.

You...you DO live in the USA, right? Don’t you know how things work here?

The more hashtags you use, the less important you actually are. There’s gotta be a mathematical formula proving this by now.

Whenever I hear the word ‘influencer’ my teeth itch, my hands clench into fists, and my assertion that the human race is doomed is further confirmed.

‘The Rise of Skywalker was generally disliked but not loathed.’

Your sister is a MONSTER.

God, I just...don’t care, at this point. Star Wars and I are on a break.

‘The president’s body man’ conjures all manner of horrific images.

My ex-wife’s mother worked for child protective services as a counselor for many years, and although she couldn’t ever speak about the specifics of any case, I gathered that she dealt with a lot of terrible situations involving abusive spouses or partners. Even in our mostly rural county, her stating of statistics…