Fuck the police. Hell, even as a white man I don’t trust them.

I very much enjoy RLM (not just as a fellow Wisconsonite, but as an appreciator of their self-aware dumbassery, their considered deconstruction of film—though I will forever disagree with them on The Last Jedi—and, of course, the neverending treasure that is Rich Evans), and Mack’s recent friendship with them has been…

Oh, you sweet Summer child. The only thing they’d be calling for would be more open/concealed carry laws and the ability to just grab guns off of display cases in the name of ‘self defense’ without prosecution.

Asinine, obfuscating phrases such as ‘Second Amendment advocates’ need to be retired. ‘Ammosexuals’ is much more accurate and to the point.

If there ends up being a Bob’s Burgers movie sequel it’d better be titled ‘It Was Good Enough To Merit Seconds!’

Mulan is the first Disney remake I’m sort of interested in seeing. I hope it doesn’t suck.

‘Also I love Knowledge Fight, and it tickled me to hear Evans adopting Dan’s “Mic down, Jordan” cue for whenever he was about to recite some particularly outrageous part of the story.’

That was a good BtB episode. So often that podcast can be misery porn for the ears, but I LOVE when Evans digs his teeth into hubris.

‘Most families go on ski vacations with the husband and the wife, right?’

Okay that is some straight-up 1984 ‘Ministry of Truth’ bullSHIT right there.

When I was a kid back in the late 1970s, my mom, dad, myself (preschooler at the time), and my little sister (toddler at the time) would spend frequent Summer days in the back yard, on the swings and in our little wading pool, all stark naked. I don’t remember, but I can only assume that anyone who cared could have…

‘Ortiz is the subject of many complaints and has been criticized for social media posts celebrating cops who killed unarmed black men.

Hey, go actually fuck yourself.

‘I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!’

I’d give real money for an honest-to-goodness Pigs In Space movie.

I’ll just continue to re-watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture, The Wrath of Khan, The Search for Spock, The Voyage Home, and The Undiscovered Country. You know, the good ones.

So when are we all going to finally drop the ‘micro-’ from ‘microtransactions’ in cases like this?

God, that irks me. I don’t want to have to examine the small details in a trailer or passing scene to get the answer to what I think is a very big and very important question in this movie. Also, I’m well over having to read novels and other ancillary things to get important information. It’s a movie series! Show us…

I’ve yet to see anyone asking where Luke’s damned lightsaber came from. It was destroyed in Snoke’s throne room!

Came here to basically say this. I was utterly disappointed by Ad Astra. It was pretty, but a long trip to nowhere.