MY greatest joy in life currently is knowing I don’t drive a car. Fucking internal-combusting tailpipe-suckers ruining the planet for the rest of us.

‘Meet the “Conservative Squad,” a clan of four white women running for Congress in 2020.’

Notably, nothing about projected MPG for either vehicle. Great, more gross, overly-large, ugly pieces of shit to clog our highways and our airways. Fuck.

‘Two bagged salad recalls might make you want to skip your servings of vegetables this week. Or maybe forever.’

No, you’re not old; you’re sane.

I hate everything about this.

Jesus christ, Father Stewart looks as if my dad and Tom Skerritt had a love child. That’s eerie.

‘No idea where his obsession with bulletproofing and therefore the massive panels come from...’

‘Primary care provider’? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

#WhatTheFuckIsUpWithJapan

‘Media’ is plural. ‘Medium’ is singular.

McKean elevates everything he touches.

Name one.

Since Kinja is known for sarcasm and snark, I feel I must preface this statement by stressing that it is NOT sarcasm:

Perhaps Ben Shapiro Shouldn’t Be Take Seriously By Anyone About Anything:

They’d kill US if given half a chance. Survival of the fittest, dummy!

God, I couldn’t care less about this. I’d rather watch Dunkirk again. Or read a book about Midway, which would undoubtedly be more informative and exciting than this muddy CGI-fest.

I’m also here to complain about the ‘big eyes small mouth’ adult infantalization going on there. It’s not cool, it’s gross, I don’t like it.

As someone who has no interest in playing this game and only keeps up on the stream of tragic news through Kotaku and Jimquisition updates for the gleeful schadenfreude of it all, I’m honestly surprised that anyone at all is still playing games like this or Fallout ‘76. I mean, come on people, they’re NEVER going to…

Fuck off with your terrible punny headlines.