You’re moving the goalpost. 

I drove one of those in high school. The vertical door handles both snapped off. Otherwise, not a bad car considering all the abuse I put it through.

I can’t imagine trying to profit off my sibling’s mental illness, regardless of my own need for reckoning. Disgusting. 

How long have you been a complete asshole? 

I liked WRXs more when they were actually ugly. Now they’re worse... boring.

Didn’t work out so well when Ferrari tried it.

I use Spotify to create and download my own playlists. No cell coverage required. 

It would be weird if you didn’t.

I think it looks pretty good for a Pontiac.

I agree with you about the interior. It’s not bad, but I’m getting a strong appliance vibe. Reminds me of a modern, high-end washer/dryer set.

There’s only one right answer here. Lexus LC 500.

The very concept of a small, light sports coupe like this is still, regrettably, extremely rare today. Nobody other than Toyota and Subaru have really tried it...

I love Subarus and have now owned three of them. Normally, I do all the maintenance and small repairs myself... Except changing the spark plugs. FUCK THAT!

Two is twice as many as one! Makes the exhaust 100% better.

Jeez lady, relax.

No u, bootlicker. 

This is the same logic bootlickers use to excuse extrajudicial murder by cops. “It doesn’t matter who’s right or wrong if you end up dead.”

I won’t be back until that’s gone.

Counterpoint: Donald Trump.