Prisons aren’t full of people who tried to run over human beings. I was referring to laws related to the topic at hand. 

She tried to run people over with her car. She should never be allowed behind the wheel again. US laws are far too lenient. 

Yeah, if only they could replicate the thing that made people desire Subarus in the first place, that would be better. You’re right!

Here’s your mom’s car:

Perfect =/= Cool

Well, can they at least make it not look so fucking boring? Same for the rest of their tired ass lineup. Remember when Subarus were quirky? They were cool because they represented a rugged, capable alternative to the mainstream.

Why bother with any of those when you can get a gently used Acura TL SH-AWD and still come in under budget?

So where does the GLI fall in the Jetta lineup? Because this doesn’t look very good at all.

As much as I hate CVTs, I must admit that Subaru has the best one that I’ve driven. 

It’s really gonna mess you up when you find out they’ve been referring to Mary Magdalene’s uterus the whole time.

All engines are motors, but not all motors are engines. 

I doubt we’ll see a range extender ICE in these cars. They’ll be using battery tech that is currently being developed, which means increased power and efficiency. They should have plenty of juice to complete the relatively short rally stages.

Needs 4wd, that's all.

Actually, I’d rather have a lifted minivan with attitude.

Your outlook on food seems pretty bleak. In fact, I shudder at the thought of denying my pallet of new experiences.

Your outlook on food seems pretty bleak. In fact, I shudder at the thought of denying my pallet of new experiences.

Ninjas wear masks, not headbands. 

Clearly Canadians and Americans have different cultural norms. 

As much as I agree with your comment, I just can’t get over that gif. Nice punchline, but to me it’s on par with watching a baby seal get clubbed. Shock. Dread. Disgust. Confusion. Loss. Sadness.  

But Canada is way cooler than America now, so who knows, eh?