Does this mean I’m allowed to say “retarded” again?

The joke, you missed.

Well, it’s the best looking car of all time, so I don’t even know what you’re saying right now!

You got your isms confused, homie.

My wife and I came up with a “preconceptual agreement”. Duties and expectations were laid out ahead of time, and I swear it’s the best thing we’ve ever done.

...You’re talking about human beings learning lessons from history? LOL, good luck with that!

DIY auto painting is ALL about sanding, no matter the method. Fuck that.

May the gods bless Sheldon Brown, RIP.

Punching a sad old man is no fun, but somehow, I think Carlson would like it.

Get Sarah to sing over the top of Syrian videos...

Found your car!!!

Nönexistent:

Gasoline 2.0 liter turbo here in the US. Underpowered, but has nice low end tourqe. Definitely an emphasis on fleet use over passenger. 

Huge crossover, has fewer seats than a Golf.

I don’t like it. It looks a little too Italian for zee Germans.

Yes.

If my sister-in-law had read this article, she wouldn’t be getting a divorce right now.

The type of people who buy tools already know this. This post isn’t for those people.

I’d much rather have a Subaru minivan than this thing.

A real looker? Looks like a bloated Golf to me...