Most of your list, obviously.

I am too old for:

Handhelds.

Minor graphics improvements - I don’t care that the PS4 Pro makes that one fuzzy bush now look sharper. I don’t give 2 shits about the quality of Scorpio’s pixels. As long as the basic/slim consoles play the games, that’s about all I really care about.

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

Screw them. This is not about talent, it’s about identification: they pose as spontaneous, casual players when all their gigs are scripted. Plus, they never get popular by word of mouth, by thanks to sponsors who buy views.

After a couple months off from this game, I kind of don’t want to go back.

I’m in my 40s and have played games since I was in elementary school. This one was the first I’ve ever got 100% on. I’ve never seen the point, but getting all the characters was just too damned tempting. Not to mention that the story mode is so short and so easy, it almost seems perverse to claim it as a “beaten” game…

Wow, I can’t believe there’s some obnoxious trying-too-hard Joker wannabe running around now. All trying to get attention with his forced, internet edgy imitation of Gotham’s greatest villain.

My wife and I are working our way through 6-disc, 28-hour making of series for the Hobbit trilogy right now, and it is just as, if not more, mind-blowing than the making of documentary for Lord of the Rings. The work that goes into both practical and CGI effects (or both combined as you see in this video) is…

But can it run crysis?

I guess I don’t understand the point of painting a picture? I see all those blown-up heads at college sports games and they just come from Kinko’s, but they seem to express at least as much, know what I mean? I’d love to see this kind of technical ability in a painting of something purely original, or expressive. Man,…

Not allowing teams to switch tire manufacturer during the season has nothing to do with making the cars safer. It’s just because of money.

Are we all, even us Destiny players, supposed to know what LitC stands for? Can't think of a rifle that fits that acronym.

Aaaaaand that’s it. Yeah I’m not really immersed in the world of streaming.

I don’t pull my head back or push it forward to see in any direction. My eyeballs are on the FRONT of my head—not on the top or bottom of my head. I don’t know where you keep your eyeballs.

I was just going to tell you to look back a few days and then I realized that there wasn’t an article on this site about the new features. (At least recently.) So your snarky post about Jason’s snarky article being rather useless lacking in useful information is justified.

I always spam the A button, once I throw the Pokeball. It just feels like there is an effect.