No Kojima, No Metal Gear Solid. #FucKonami

“Any advertisement in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.” - Banksy

PC Principal is such a good character. In his debut episode it was all bro/PC-ness and he felt heavy-handed, but as just another citizen of South Park he fits like a glove.

I’m glad they are doing a hockey thing. I’ve always said this game was more akin to hockey than soccer. This will make that much clearer.

Tomasi is amazing.

I’m offended by the lack of an Oxford comma.

Yeah, some segments of this episode were a mess, but I used all those “nightmare” scenarios as the deciding factor for the end choice. Basically, I took from all those images that time travel is just screwing everything up and to use time travel AGAIN to save the town and sacrifice Chloe was the wrong way to go. I…

2,590 people (just on this page; who answered the pole; honestly) admit to spending actual money on stupid emotes. Assuming they spent $5 a piece, Bungie just made nearly $13,000.

The name of the gun is meta on a whole new level. Bravo, Bungie.

Those transitions between audience reaction aren’t good at all. They couldn’t have filmed the crowd gradually getting upset or more excited? The crowd going from super pumped to wanting to kill you over the course of a Final Cut transition is just jarring. And that singer can F right off.

So it’s going to be the Wii U2. I’m sure Bono will be pleased, but the rest of us hoping for the next Gamecube are most likely going to be disappointed. Shame. *ding*

Let’s turn Superman into Batman! Brilliant!

This sounds like a cool idea. I’m on board!

Translation: Nobody is giving us money and our research has determined the stupid preorder program is why.

Soooo you couldn’t write a proper article about the 3.0 update to coincide with this one? If you had an actual explanatory article detailing the new update then this one wouldn’t make you look like such a troll. I mean, you didn’t even use stickers here. Now, if you ONLY used stickers hieroglyphics-style THAT would be…

And people wonder why AAA publishers continue with preorder incentives...

“Online? I don’t know, I think Ultimate Team is a scam.”

“I’m Ross. Two women love me! Their both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet is too small for my fifties. And my diamond shoes are too tight.” - Chandler