Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Enjoyable story, very good reporting. If a genie appeared and told me I had to pick between the GOP losing control of Congress in 2018, but Ted Cruz wins, or the GOP retaining control but Beto O’Rourke wins (and also Ted Cruz shits his pants at a campaign stop), I’d have to give it serious thought.

In the same amount of time on Game of Thrones, Jon Snow could have flown from The Wall down to Casterly Rock, then back up, beyond The Wall, killed a few undead soldiers and made it home to flirt with his auntie- all before Seager dropped the ball.

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

This is the only correct answer...

Or just host another music festival there. There’s gotta be at least 2 or 3 weekends left where there isn’t one already happening.

Chip in a fiver, get out of the greys?

“the current property value is $868,717"

You know what works even better and relieving tinnitis?

Debut Album tracklist:

+1 island in the sun

Rivers Romo!?!? That’s bad. Say it ain’t so.

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Take off the helmets. Give them wrestling head-gear. Reduce the shoulder-pads. Watch the injuries due to contact drop dramatically.

Sounds like you’re a good candidate to switch to Google Project Fi phone service! It uses WiFi to make calls and SMS (if they are available) instead of only using cell towers like almost all other phone carriers

grammar: the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.