And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Hats off to you for knowing how to combine a common Brazilian gas station name and bro! Priceless. Maravilhoso!

+1 Jeah Petrobros!

Petrobrahs, brah.

Maybe they were just canoe-dling.

Does the counter reset if company ownership changes? Asking for a friend.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

I didn’t know about Beijing but as for the other two, I think you could classify those incidents as terrorism directly targeting the Olympics. In Rio it just seems that the Olympics were so poorly prepared that people will die

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Kiddick Bowe?

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”