“because we keep returning people to power...” And exactly how does that happen? You think maybe poor and working-class people not voting at the same clip as the well-to-do has anything to do with that?

Yeah weird the poorest cities are ran by democrats. Do whatever you want with those facts

Mitch Albom remembers those seats, sitting there last season next to Ernie Harwell, Bison Dele, and Ty Cobb. Read all about it in his next book, The Bullshit I Made Up For Your Great Aunt to Believe.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

My GOD, more than anything else, when I did happen to listen to that show that was the most annoying thing about it.

How incredible it would be for Greenie’s comedic hero, Jerry Seinfeld, to point blank tell him he might be the unfunniest man to ever live. Ironically, Seinfeld not far behind in the rankings.

Stamps.com delivered the boring stories. Why go to the post office?

How many plugs did the stories contain? That’s the true test.

Greenberg and it’s not even a question.

Which Mike is more annoying? Discuss.

And I said, “If we stood next to each other, we would be the number 10.” To his everlasting credit, he thought that was funny and so did I.

To be fair, Boomers a dick and probably deserves him

Poor Boomer?!

Oh thank god. Craig Carton is an insufferable prick and among the worst of the shock jocks on sports radio. There is literally nothing bad that could happen to him that he wouldn’t deserve.

And in related news, Mike Francesa has checked himself into Lenox Hill Hospital due to an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

This hour of Boomer & Carton brought to you by Chico’s Bail Bonds.

...Or he got ratted out by his partners and he’s the one left holding the bag. The FBI only perp walks their real targets.

The real crime is that he was allowed to stay on air for so long. Couldn’t stand those two when living in Connecticut. Some how Mike and the Mad Dog was the better option.

Here’s a live look at Ryen Russillo.

As a former Boomer and Carton listener and longtime Deadspin reader, I can confirm that Carton also stole half of his on air conversation topics directly from this site without ever giving credit. I used to enjoy the show on my morning commute but him and Boomer have devolved into a couple of race-baiting trolls. …