This may come as a shock to you, but the purpose of the Grammys isn’t actually to combat sexism and promote diversity. It’s to give awards for the music judged to be the best by the members of the Recording Academy.

May you have all the stars they couldn’t.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

Not sure what’s “inadvertent” about his remarks. He’s choosing to go play in a better league instead of riding the pine in a lesser league. Pretty straightforward.

For a whole host of reasons, I don’t think it makes much sense to think of New York as “directly in the cross hairs of North Korea.” Probably you should just try to enjoy the place where you live.

As a Vikings fan, I will never not blame Blair Walsh.

I can’t help but feel like this is glossing over the reality that there are vastly different audiences and what the Billboard Top 100 factors into their rankings means TSwift is going to be on top not because she is white, but because she has a larger audience. Sorry, it isn’t some proxy battle or anything.

I’m sure it depends on who gets fouled. I don’t think DeAndre Jordan is walking up to the line in a tight game after getting fouled pulling down a rebound when they can just inbound the ball. I would imagine that there would be more than a few otherwise good basketball players who wouldn’t have to sit on the bench in…

Do we take their money before or after we eat them?

+1 sick burn, Sherman.

do you not understand... like anything I guess?

No. No, it really can’t read that way at all.

That ain’t a strawman, that’s a straw platoon.

I know, I know. Everything on this list is wrong. Frank’s Brother is the worst episode.

So you think he just ran into Xavier Rhodes face to whisper sweet nothings after a perfectly legal hit? Or, is it more plausible, that the referee was standing there and heard Odell tell him that he was going to bump uglies with Xaviers mother and then write a scathing letter to the editor about his lack of coverage…

Counterpoint: It wasn’t confounding at all