[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Goddamnit Cleveland, you’re driving me bananas! *Freeze and credits*

I blame the defensive coach for not sending guys back there. I also blame the defender for not taking the initiative to defy the coach.

Franks & Cleveland sounds like an awesome buddy cop show from the late 1970s. Also one of them is a chimpanzee.

cars & sex... not much has changed. still, i found it disturbing... even after a 5th viewing....

And yet, somehow, there is a not insignificant number of people who think Kaep is profiting from the stance he took, that he is only protesting for publicity*.

30 pieces of silver

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

Mike Leach gave us his thoughts on bunting.

Man fuck Roger Goodell and the No Fun League.

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

Aesthetically pleasing Bundt: