No. Because Lewis is a sanctimonious asshole 24-7. And a murderer. Being a trash collector would not make him somehow stop being an asshole. Or maybe it would! Maybe he can be sentenced to that, and we'll find out if you're right.

I would like to fight you (spoilers ahead). May I do so like a fucking drone ex-Stormtrooper (who is curiously pudgy for a warrior), going toe-to-toe in a light saber duel with what is supposed to be our badass the-Force-is-Kickass-in-this-one new Baddie? Because in that case, I win, because I am good. That is how…

Well, man knew how to bob and weave on the field, opponents had hell toupee.

This is funny and well-taken, but more serious, I think, than you indicate. It isn’t so much the remote location that is important, it is that they are being allowed to do a thing that they ought not to be allowed to do.

God, this was truly horrible. Drew phones it in occasionally, but this read like it was Morse coded in from the insect colony that currently inhabits the rotting sphincter of Andy Rooney.

So it is generally not right on? Or not so much spittle? You seem like you're totally on top of things is why I ask.

Minus the first few paragraphs of foam-flecked and largely unhelpful fulminations, this is generally right on.

I must respectfully call bs on the eggs. Sez here they cost .34 a dozen, translating to a much more believable 7.99:

Eggs back then could last for months, unrefrigerated.

Do you look like Jennifer Lawrence? Because that would be a Silver Lining.

Counterpoint: no.

#allstormtroopersmatter

“Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!" (Johnson).

You play to win a commentator job! Okay?

And black people, too, of course, who are not only descended from white slave owners, but from black people who captured and sold slaves in Africa.

Psychopaths don’t dream. Ever. They can’t.

You may not like Graham, but that doesn't mean it's okay to suggest that his testicles be laid open with a switch.

“...his plan to wage needless war on a distant millenarian death cult...”

How Sepp Monster Lost Control Of His Blatter

Vin rouge is a helluva drug.