I would like to fight you (spoilers ahead). May I do so like a fucking drone ex-Stormtrooper (who is curiously pudgy for a warrior), going toe-to-toe in a light saber duel with what is supposed to be our badass the-Force-is-Kickass-in-this-one new Baddie? Because in that case, I win, because I am good. That is how…

Well, man knew how to bob and weave on the field, opponents had hell toupee.

This is funny and well-taken, but more serious, I think, than you indicate. It isn’t so much the remote location that is important, it is that they are being allowed to do a thing that they ought not to be allowed to do.

God, this was truly horrible. Drew phones it in occasionally, but this read like it was Morse coded in from the insect colony that currently inhabits the rotting sphincter of Andy Rooney.

So it is generally not right on? Or not so much spittle? You seem like you're totally on top of things is why I ask.

Minus the first few paragraphs of foam-flecked and largely unhelpful fulminations, this is generally right on.

Do you look like Jennifer Lawrence? Because that would be a Silver Lining.

“Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!" (Johnson).

You play to win a commentator job! Okay?

And black people, too, of course, who are not only descended from white slave owners, but from black people who captured and sold slaves in Africa.

Psychopaths don’t dream. Ever. They can’t.

You may not like Graham, but that doesn't mean it's okay to suggest that his testicles be laid open with a switch.

“...his plan to wage needless war on a distant millenarian death cult...”

How Sepp Monster Lost Control Of His Blatter

Vin rouge is a helluva drug.

Talk about burying the lede! Can't believe Richard Dent was white this whole time...

Trump is already legitimate. That ship has sailed.

Well, my friend, I would respectfully suggest you take a dose of your own medicine. Trump has asked for an extraordinary and radical step. Terrorism here in the US is a worry, sure, but it’s orders of magnitude less pressing, in terms of lost lives, than, say, gun control, something conservatives don’t seem interested…

Kraft should also be harped on, you're right. That said, Trump said one of the most extreme things a mainstream candidate has said since... I don't even know who. George Wallace? You don't have to take a side, no one's asking Tony Romo's corpse what he thinks, but once you display the hat, it's fair game.

Perhaps typical of someone who roots for the Patriot's?