imagine defending TikTok & China because you hate Trump so much

But you are now, right?

So wait, that’s all I have to do to get out of a restraining order, interrupt and be uncooperative in court?  Sa-weet!  

The fact that this show fired such a legendary figure like Clausen is insulting. This dude is responsible for so many great music cues, songs, and a bunch of other things that shaped the show.

All these replies and not ONE mention of Hercules in New York?!?! i am disappointed in you all. It was Arnold’s FIRST acting role a full 12 years before Conan and his english was so BAD they dubbed his entire character. I have it on DVD and you can switch between dubed and regular.

I gotta know if the stock people featured in the “American Voices” segments have any idea they’re used almost weekly on The Onion. It’s been like the same 6 people forever!

“pretty well versed in hack Twitter humour”
--The AV Club

That “kid at your job” seems pretty well versed in hack Twitter humour, Jack.

I was perplexed why they said FX show.

...the FX sketch comedy series remains iconic...

I thought Mrs. Fastandsloppy was your nickname for your wife and averted my eyes so fast they landed on your username, eliciting a deep sigh of relief.

My wife got stung by a jellyfish in Jamaica. Instead of peeing on her we went to the nurse at the resort and she just took out a big jug of plain white vinegar and dabbed a little on the sting. The Lovely Mrs Fastandsloppy said the pain disappered immediately. So, just keep a bit of vinegar on hand if you’re going to…

Let’s say you’re just hanging out on your thatched-roofed cottage. And you’re just admiring how dry and brittle the wood is. And you just happen to be innocently playing around with this....blow torch....and this......portable flint...and you are wondering....what could go wrong?  WELL LEMMIE SHOW YA SOMETHING!

Aw...now I need to add a dollar to my “laughed at something awful” jar!

Also, maybe the sister was a terrorist? We need all the facts here people!

The dog was just exercising his Constitutional rights to be off a leash.

Yes, because we’re living in the era where all viewpoints are equally valid. Valid, I say!

Is it really that hard to just put Disney-style warnings at the beginning of the episodes?

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