hey deadspin is there nothing else you could have giri do? is this really the best use of his time and talents? how about an oral history of the monica seles stabbing? has anyone done that yet? suppose i could bing it, see what comes up....

but you know who’s really “the coolest”? rob manfred, for secretly juicing those very same baseballs we got to cheer being donged to oblivion by vlad and joc and whoever else the article mentioned, since i didn’t read all of it, or actually watch it

i also remember undergrads

oh c’mon what did he do? your hate is very misplaced

trick question, thats the same person

don’t kawhi because its over, smile because it happened. rip raps dynasty

2013 eastern conference semifinals, where the pacers beat the carmelo’d knicks

nothing gay

et tu stinky pete? my disillusionment is complete

maybe they feel bad for crippling him?

good for them

oh okay so they’re going off the books no one’s read instead of the games everyone knows

hey where is his other sword?

its “we the north”, mister

wow so hope solo was right

cool sweater lauren

too late to save scherzer

funny how its always the ones you most suspect

holy shit its julia stiles

apparently elon musk is quite smart