i wonder what norm macdonald will have to say about this

remember when he stole home in toronto? that was sick

maybe they’ll give demar a ring

no

sure we won but at what cost?

so what’s jasper t. jowls really like?

this is so sad

boston is basically cold florida, right?

so this is thinking like a guard huh

 well at least this improves his cte chances

who gives a shit?

laying off the mets for a bit? you sure that’s healthy?

maybe it’s cause they were playing baseball.

far be it from me to tell you how to journalism, but why is nikki’s literal mom throwing a ceremonial fiddy?

dammit crack horse he’s a doctor not a miracle worker

raptors in four

cavan?

but her real name is Herschlag

eminem tried to warn us, but did we listen?

oh they know