“Seems like half of formerly “legit” news sources now spend inordinate amounts of time broadcasting a bunch of random dipshits’ twitter hottakes and calling that a news article.”

If there’s anything I know about Gilbert Gottfried, it’s that he would want nothing more than to have us make tasteless jokes about his death less than a week afterwards. Afraid I can’t think of any right now, but RIP regardless.

Clearly you haven’t been paying attention to any AVC articles if you think they actually take more than 2 seconds to proofread any of the stuff they copy/paste before getting to work on their piping hot takes and/or outrage at [subject related to actual news subject]. You know, the important stuff.

The new tax proposals would mean they would pay higher taxes. Bob Dylan’s accountant told him the same thing, sell now.

I’m very much in the “fuck Ray Fisher” camp. He was a shitty actor in a shitty movie, there may have been issues but he’s basically become a professional victim just hinting at issues instead of coming right out  and saying his side and refusing to cooperate in an investigation that he demanded. Then demanding the the…

Ray Fisher wants to make it really clear that he NEVER wants to work again, doesn’t he?

That was cringey as fuck to read. If you’re worried about havinga heart attack if you read the words “fort bragg,” your fat ass needs a triple bypass.

Boy that last paragraph could’ve used some serious editing. You’re trying too hard with this whole ‘woke’ thing (also, that politifact story you linked doesn’t mention the movie a single time)

Multiple assaults in the workplace. Multiple assaults by homeless persons. Restraining orders against former partners. How unlucky can one person be?

Nuke this godawful fucking thing from space. I want to dress like Katniss Everdeen, stand out front, and shoot one long, arcing shot of a flaming arrow from a bow I made from branches pulled off a tree with my bare hands directly into Anna Wintour’s forehead.

I think Maguire’s awkwardness works pretty well. He’s bland, but he works. As opposed to Andrew Garfield, who, ignoring that he’s this handsome guy with perfect hair that broods like a model yet is considered the dork, man, he was just awful as Spiderman. Not as Peter Parker, but as Spiderman. That scene of him…

SicarIIIo

The premise sounds like something that would work better as a parody of the fat-acceptance movement and never-my-fault rationalizations in general but would get the writers hate mail if it was.