And if my Aunt had balls she’d be my Uncle.

Who are you to judge consenting adults?

The flip side of that coin, which is the side people have a problem with, is that you assume that because it’s happening, it’s nonconsensual.

Milk it!

Come on, don’t be a stick in the mud, you know it’s a little funny. I see your mouth twitching at one corner and everything!

Wow, data is racist. That’s a new one. Not shocking since we’re on Gawker, but still.

Um...one girl has a black goatee painted on. That’s not blackface, folks.

I DGAF about how you feel, and I never told you how to feel, but the facts prove that you’re wrong with your “here we go” comment.

Oh, sorry. I forgot that that is only funny when directed towards conservatives.

Team Nobody is basically Team Assault.

Where are we going? To Facts Town?

Deleting your kinja and killing yourself would be a good start.

You would know.

I did not know that.

No dear, that’s black people.

Thanks, whitey.

Yeah, you white.

Are you not white?

You are one slippery descendant of slaveowners.

Black people don’t need you to be their literally white knight.