These comments here on this thread are technologically enabled Gossip. That may seem to be a less than noble description of what's going on, but gossip is the means by which communities define and test the limits and quality of the tentatively agreed upon bounds of socially acceptable behavior. This seemingly…

Yes, this certainly is a touchy subject. Oops.

See, now you're just confirming my worst suspicions. You really don't get, do you? Creepy.

Why would you even think that underage children could possibly be a source of Aids? Are you living in Uganda? What are underage children into these days that would substantially expose them to the risk of Aids infection? Is "play date" a euphemism for high risk juvenile sex games? That's a highly sarcastic rhetorical…

Yes, that struck me as indicative of a calculating, clinical mindset as opposed to a more understandable expression of utter dismay and disgust and outrage. But never having been accused of something so despicable and heinous I have no real idea what is or isn't a reasonable reaction. The appearance of guilt is…

Alvy, you're wanted on the witness stand. Consider yourself served.

Thank you. I'm not condemning him yet, but his words are not making it easy for me to withhold judgement.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck then it must be a child molesting talking duck.

While the android David surreptitiously slipped a micro drop of Alien DNA black goo into mratfink's coffee…

Ya know, it's very true: A person's denial of any wrong doing often only seems to make that person appear that much guiltier. Woody's open letter is so curiously methodical in it's tone that it rubbed me wrong. His tactic of citing his advanced age at the time of the alleged abuse is actually creepy and odd. Could…

I demand a remake of Jaws without James Franco. Not a hint of him, anywhere, at all. None. Nada. Zilch…

What's the going exchange rate? 1 James Franco = 3 Shia Lebeoufs? 5 James Francos = 1 Andy Kaufman?

You had me at "That Guy."

Name brand locks will cost you extra.

The film is copyrighted 2012 so it's been percolating in Franco's mind for some time and perhaps helps explain some of his more recent meta behavior.

More like Purdoodoo.

I did not know beforehand that Mr. Key would be guesting on the episode so when his familiar mug appeared on my screen I think I actually squealed a little bit. I then made a conscious effort to forget everything I knew and loved about his stellar comedic work on his show with his equally skilled and talented partner,…

Or even The Falcon and the Snowman. Sean was great in that. I didn't like Sean in The Thin Red Line, especially compared to Nick Nolte, who just completely, totally dominated that film in a near terrifying display of absolute commitment to his role. Penn was merely adequate while Nolte was electrifying.

I once had a bottle of Ukrainian Honey Pepper Vokda. Sweet AND Hot, very delightful. Then I blacked out.

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