Pussy hater.

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Yes, Friendo.

No Men for Old Cunts

I just watched Gad's episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and he seems like a genuinely funny guy. But even more so, a genuinely decent, pleasant fellow. It's possible they just share the exact same comedic sensibilities, and airplane jokes are just so common, non?! Zoot Zut alors!

In Happy People: A Year in the Taiga Werner keeps making these intensely overwrought, tortured semi poetic declarations that the subjects of the film were like "uh, yeah, whatever, dude," and that just cracked me up, so in that respect Werner did make me a happy people.

A verbose, sanguine pimple.

The humor is rich, the audience is poor. It balances out.

The half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"

A French copy of Jerry Seinfeld? I'd surrender to the comical genius of that!

I hope Jerry made Patton ride on the front of the car, like an adorable little nerdy, sarcastic, terrified hood ornament.

I know, I know, I was just exploiting your efforts for my own personal selfish semi comedic purposes. I apologize for sounding like I was calling you out. I didn't realize how much of a prick my comment made me sound till just now. I have revealed myself as the dimwit I truly am. And I sincerely don't have a problem…

something something we're gonna need a jeep.

Punch her in the Fur Burger.

No teeth! Goddammit, how many times I gotta say it?!

I'm generally against concealed vaginas.

Vagina on Vagina violence.

Hmm, you sure it wasn't Clay Aiken who said that?

Yes, and the shortened form of Pussy For Sale Avenue is Market Street.

*feints farts dead away*