Maybe those poor animals are slowly but deliberately exterminating themselves in order to escape the relentless rantings of so many arrogant, hot tempered, oblivious, self satisfied, short sighted, tedious interweb commenters. I know reading most of these horribly, miserably misguided and noxious comments is driving me…

You thpeak with a lithp, don't you?

Ever see a movie called Marty from 1955 which starred the positively unattractive Ernest Borgnine? He is a small time schlub who dates and falls for a relatively plain, even ugly girl played by Betsy Blair. It's an amazing film for avoiding all the cliche Hollywood romantic bullshit and features much more realistic…

Now you're just harassing people with your intense, burning, unrequited yearning for Jennifer. It's getting a little weird and even sick. Maybe you should take a cold shower and try to compose yourself. For God's sake man, people are starting to talk…

Allow me to clarify the intent and purpose of my highly glib and sarcastic comment. Younger audiences who are fans of Jennifer Lawrence's work such as The Hunger Games are being lured into the theater by the trailers and TV ads which prominently feature Miss Lawrence but which nearly omit Amy Adams. This is a bit…

Cautionary Tale? Has Rickey crashed and burned as a result of his unrestrained hubris? As far as I know his career is perfectly fine, moving ahead, and he's presently involved in several interesting, productive, worthwhile projects. I'm unaware of anything in Ricky's career or life that could be construed as an…

I agree with your statement but I also think Ricky manages to be funny, even brilliant. His outrageous arrogance and his blatant indifference to common standards of decency and propriety actually enable his to make genuinely insightful and hysterical observations about his fellow man's often absurd, demented, idiotic…

Do you "get the sense," or rather, do you posses the sympathetic sensory stimuli as well as the appropriate cognitive activity with which to form a valid responsive opinion as to my genuine intentions? I ask because your marked and unusual interest in my emotional and intellectual disposition as expressed in your…

Yes, but if you paid close attention, ya know, with your full awareness, with your hidden and unrecognized 6th and 7th and 8th senses - as well as your never discussed but obvious 9th sense - you would have detected the subtle, infinitesimally minute, nearly imperceptible, non existent signals revealing Jerry's deep…

And the roast beef, corn beef, and pastrami that Mel, Carl and Jerry tore into had my mouth watering like a whore in church. Is that how that expression works?

Old cars are soulless, treacherous death traps, fiendishly seducing starry eyed romantics, and hurtling the unwitting occupants to their fiery, agonizing, cataclysmic deaths. No thank you. Also, the Mona Lisa is a crappy postcard snapshot of an ugly milkmaid.

You are in the unique and enviable position of holding a singular opinion about something which all other people hold a differing or contradictory opinion. Cherish this well earned moment like the precious gift from the heavens it truly is.

The car left your uncle stranded on the Edens and yet you don't appreciate the rightness of Ricky busting Jerry's balls for trying to impress him with an old "special" car. Ricky's absolutely correct, man. I would have been insulted by Jerry's insolent gesture and unwilling to get in that unreliable, unprotected, hell…

The episode with Brian Regan was brilliant and hysterical, with their back and forth banter and quips so oddly good natured and jovial. It was interesting because Brian is one of my all time favorite stand up comics and Jerry obviously also has a great appreciation and respect for Brian - probably because they both…

I think your focus on that aspect of the "world" presented in the show is valid, especially as a criticism of the predominantly "white" media in general, but there are other particular aspects of the show that are strikingly distinctive in their originality and uniqueness of tone. There's something about the way Lena…

No, not obscure. That's my point, that Amy has a huge receptive audience, and recognition all across the age spectrum, but for some reason she's been all but absent in the TV trailers in my area. In the longer theater trailers she's more prominent, but the TV ads are really playing up Jen, especially that shot of her…

Well, I mentioned 12 and 13 year old's just for dramatic effect, but older teens and 20 somethings are the questionable audience towards whom they're directing the ads featuring Jennifer Lawrence. I would even include young 30 somethings in that unlikely audience because most younger film viewers are not especially…

It seems to me to be a bit of an accounting scam the way opening weekend box office numbers are considered critical in declaring whether a film is a success or a bomb. Today, overseas sales and then pay per view and online streaming and DVD revenues are massive, often two or three times or more what a film did in…

I really don't think you're catching on to the whole "making friends and influencing people" focus of my workshop. Let's pick it up again tomorrow after you've had some sleep. And some Thorazine.

Well, aren't you a perfectly prim and proper panda?