A-huh-huh-huh!!!

Love it. She is brilliantly trolling him, he can let no slight go.

She’s Donald Trump’s illegitimate daughter. Only explanation. Sad!

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

Man, I’d hate to think what they’re doing in the town of Mean.

Hopefully they’ll retitle it to “Magic Moses”.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

No disrespect, but I think there’s one small line missing in this article: Congratulations to Elina Svitolina on her win.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

dude also complained about getting a poor signal on his phone. and ya thought the female gymnasts were the only ones who dealt with uneven bars

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

If the fantasy genre has taught me anything, it’s that troll-slaying brings families closer together.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

She should just have her cow kick over a lantern and burn the whole studio down.

Supercharge your Veggie Burger by throwing it out and buying a chicken parm.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.