TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Worst. Cuckoo clock. Ever.

In honor of Destiny, it has no story.

I think you mean Saving Private Cryin’.

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

But can we twitt about her twitts?

1. US Citizen.

Generally there’s a lot of paperwork that occurs after Americans visit Chipotle as well.

That was a really sad documentary :(

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

Colonialism DID result in some really good food, though. Bahn Mi, you guys. BAHN MI!

Counterpoint: this is awesome

Does that matter? This is Jezebel

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…