Please tell me more things you hate.

I still can’t tell if this “advice” column is supposed to be serious, or if there’s just some inside joke I’m not getting. This can’t be real advice, can it?

I’m not particularly a fan of today’s music either. In fact, I used to be a vocal critic like you and Joe Budden. But one thing rappers today know how to do is something that the rappers of our time could rarely ever do: Have fun. Everything doesn’t always have to be so serious. Art can be fun, art can be mindless…

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.