They took me down to HR, where I sat in an unventilated crowded room for the next five hours waiting for a five-minute meeting. They took my badge so I couldn't leave the cattle corral, and if I had to go to the bathroom, someone had to escort me. I understand them wanting to control the situation, but damn.

I almost spat my coffee out at your first alternate caption. well done lol!

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Ranked.

I will literally pay a subscription to Kotaku if it means I don't have to deal with them! LITERALLY.

It's more sad if you think of it as an allegory for Kotaku. The land of Kotaku was once a thriving metropolis, then insidious full page, stop you from reading, forced to watch, ads came and pooped on everyone's party.

November 21. That's the friday before Thanksgiving... I have the whole week of Thanksgiving off work for vacation and holiday... My god. I have ten whole days to play Smash.

The only reason this comment isn't dismissed is because of the excellent answer justifiable gave you, because this is some looking-for-a-reason-to-get-upset bullshit. The problem in these stories wasn't the lack of knowledge, it was the refusal to listen to servers/the outright hostility towards them. Everyone doesn't…

Did you cause a big scene and insist that "Chopsticks are only used this way" if someone pointed out yours were reversed? My guess is that you didn't. No matter what our economic situation is, we've all used a utensil incorrectly or mispronounced or confronted food items where we're obviously out of our element -…

Much as I'd love to ban you, it's way more fun to watch all these other commenters tearing your ridiculous argument apart.

Not knowing that eggs can be cooked different ways and getting mad at someone for doing their job as a result of that is really, really stupid.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

are you for real? not caring is completely understandable. having gone through life literally not knowing there was more than one way to cook an egg is BAFFLING. the thing that is baffling is HE DIDN'T KNOW OTHER WAYS EXISTED, not that he didn't know how to do it himself.

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

Plus all the damn microtransactions.

Until they nerf the real world, im not going back. Shit out there is too OP

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.