Metroid doesn't need to crawl because Metroid can fly.
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Definitely way before marriage, you let them know. But I would also argue not to let them know too soon. I actually think it's important to bond for a while FIRST before letting them know. It is always going to be more likely for someone to lose interest if they find out before they have even bonded with you. "Why…
In fairness, I look *amazing* in a dress.
I met a wonderful girl with an auto immune disorder. I waited until she had surgery to help it before i proposed. She got healthy, we got married. It is EXTREMELY difficult to have a partner who is sick, weak and generally unable to do stuff for long, random periods that cannot be planned for.
If it doesn't jiggle, is it really Jello?
Given how Kanye's been adopting some Hobbit-like looks lately, I hope he introduces the flaming helmet into his fashion line sometime soon
blitzkaiser where is our dota 2 game
Mordor? More like Mordough, am I right? Guys? ...Hello?
Everytime Lord of the Rings comes up...
Death Gun;P
It's clearly a misspelled "Steven" (Come on Asuna, you can do better than that!).
Hahahahaha goddammit! Too many coincidences!
I am so happy I'm not the only one who thought of him when I saw the name Aterben
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Bungie was Abstergo all along
I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.
You kids today, with your video games and your loot caves. Maybe it's time we talk about your real Destiny.