Ah yes, the dreaded 4D condition: Dorito-Dusted-Dew-Dick is an affliction we bear as the cost of our hobby, I fear.

Which is the main reason no one wants to touch my penis, yes.

I can’t get excited for the idea of that scene because it’s such obvious bullshit. There is no narrative reason for Superman to have died and come back. It was marketing and Snyder douchiness. Even reading your description I’m offended. The death and rebirth of Superman is one of the biggest events in comic history.…

Also, Aquaman’s main power is the ability to fall unscathed through five stories’ worth of abandoned public housing.

I think the problem is that a lot of people can’t seem to accept that sometimes what they enjoy is simply not good. The other day I watched the new King Arthur film on HBO and had a blast watching it. Was it actually a good film? No. It was barely decent if I’m being generous but I enjoyed it simply as a mindless B…

Ok, not a trident. Got it. It shall here to be referred to as The Shrimp Fork of Destiny or Pokey in informal parlance (slang).

His first title, out later this week, is the result of a partnership with Pewdiepie, the YouTuber racist motherfucker who helped turn Goat Simulator into such a big deal in the first place.

I don’t think an article title has ever made me hate a game without knowing anything more about it before. So that’s cool, I guess.

But you know what they did think through a lot?

FINE I’ll take the lowest of low hanging fruit:

That’s when Hoops (John Cusack) shoots the weight through the little ring at the top.

They were probably perfectly safe in the boat, but considering their string of bad luck and the overall length of time, would it have been that much of a stretch to be thinking “WTF do we do when this thing starts taking on water?”

Hmm, that office manager situation could be fun. I’d find a list of really weird things, or components for something really strange you could pretend to be making, and then just give him another fake thing from the list every day.

Nice, with the Dune reference. Whoever it was on Twitter who said that Bannon “looks like Baron Harkonnen’s origin story” won that day.

I mean if I were to go package stealing, I’d go for the nice neighborhoods.

I concur, it really IS good to see the guy in one piece. Anyone know any home-made recipes for slash wounds? Maybe something combined with a tiny amount of bleach?

Yeah, I can’t imagine why they would’ve wanted to cast a fuckboy for a character who is a fuckboy.

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

Considering this number comes from those responsible for actually making the budgets, I’d believe them over some random internet guy.

“They are all public domain, but Universal has trademarked versions of them.”