Ah yes, the dreaded 4D condition: Dorito-Dusted-Dew-Dick is an affliction we bear as the cost of our hobby, I fear.

Which is the main reason no one wants to touch my penis, yes.

I can’t get excited for the idea of that scene because it’s such obvious bullshit. There is no narrative reason for Superman to have died and come back. It was marketing and Snyder douchiness. Even reading your description I’m offended. The death and rebirth of Superman is one of the biggest events in comic history.…

His first title, out later this week, is the result of a partnership with Pewdiepie, the YouTuber racist motherfucker who helped turn Goat Simulator into such a big deal in the first place.

I don’t think an article title has ever made me hate a game without knowing anything more about it before. So that’s cool, I guess.

Nice, with the Dune reference. Whoever it was on Twitter who said that Bannon “looks like Baron Harkonnen’s origin story” won that day.

I concur, it really IS good to see the guy in one piece. Anyone know any home-made recipes for slash wounds? Maybe something combined with a tiny amount of bleach?

These massacres don’t fit into the mass shooting category as you defined at the beginning of the article. These massacres had very definite targets. The “mass shootings” we’re talking about don’t have clearly defined targets and purposes.

Considering this number comes from those responsible for actually making the budgets, I’d believe them over some random internet guy.

The guy that I had a HUGE crush on in high school and into college lent me this after I borrowed his entire BLAME! collection. It took me ages to finally watch it, I was thoroughly confused, but it did give me an excuse to talk to that guy a lot.

people who speak poor English typically stay poor

I like Jennifer Lopez a little bit more now.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

BvS makes Man of Steel look like Citizen Kane.

Because it was a horrible movie that shit all over the main characters’ dynamic? Basing a movie on Dark Knight Returns is fine. It’s a decent story. But making that the basis of their “friendship” and not the culmination of years of them butting heads misses the entire point of the storyline. It simply sets them off…

Looks like a dong! I approve.

Five pokeballs thrown at a Level 62 Pidgey last night, before the Pidgey ran away. Yes, since the Saturday update, catching is much harder.

Im only level 14 and noticed a night and day change immediately post update.

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.