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IN AN INTERSTELLAR BUUUURRRSSSSST

Merchant Ships - Sleep Patterns
Godspeed's Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada EP

Handlebars by Flobots seems like an appropriate replacement.

O, no!

I am unequivocally a music snob, and I will happily admit that 21 Pilots are great.

Didn't he look really tempted to run off with those wild horses in the final scene? I'd say that interaction would be more:

I read it as 'condone' and thought along the same lines.

Since when was Lebron James president?

Not to undermine that point because I think it's great too, but the review image also (I think) shows the girl from early Season One who slept with Bojack and then Tweeted about it while they were still in bed. Hooray! Attention to detail!

I am really excited for (a chance to shit on) this movie.

I bet J. Goddamn D. Goddamn Salinger would've been able to vanquish Trump.

"If you like this Justin guy so much, why don't you just continue to be really good friends with him!?"
"FINE. I WILL marry him."

Hey man, we've already got Rear Window. We can't be greedy and ask for both!

Was throwing imaginary Emmys at my screen during the hysterical laughter scene. Thank fuck for Rami Malek.

Oysters, Clams, Cockles and Pies!

Most uncomfortable peeing scene since Tyrell Wellick walked in on the CTO's wife in Mr Robot. Jesus, Tulip.

He got kicked out of the cast and is now the starring cast member on a different kids TV show.