I opened up my wallet and made a donation to PP in his honor.

I better never find Pence alone; I would knock the bottom out of that milky, pasty dadbod. /s

Thanks Obama.

How is the poster over thinking? I think you’re reading too much into the comment about the lei.

But do you make warbonnets?

She needs to stop with the headwraps.

I like it.

In the dictionary, next to the definition of “asshole”, there is a picture Bill O’Reilly.

We’ll be voting from the rooftops soon.

I always say his name with Foghorn Leghorn’s accent.

Where does she get the money for the nails and gold chains? That little shit would have nothing if I were her mother.

I have an irrational hatred of these things (even though they are considered beneficial insects). Every fall they would invade my log house and end up stinging the hell out of me when I inadvertently stepped on one, or my leg found one in a pair of pants. 

You can get rid of the lawn, for one. Or, if you must keep it, make sure that you’re not pulling and killing dandelions (which are the bees first spring food).

Well said.

I read stuff like this every day. What the fuck has become of humanity?

Mazel Tov!

I put them in my kitchen cabinets to keep the pantry moths out.

Those eyes are goddamn dreamy!

lol! I heard her say that “He was very good at what he did”, but you never know what that could mean from a woman who has never had an actual orgasm. Perhaps there was a nice selection of vibrators in the side table!!

Word.