I feel like I may have to start watching WHAS just to keep up with the AVC.
I didn't love the movie, though, but that may be because I've never experienced the cultural thing of summer camp.
Here in Britain summer means "rain", and camp means "sleep in a tent while it rains".

watch!

Since I’ve graduated, I uh… I got to say uh… I will say nine out of ten jobs. Just… just, you know, just marvelous, everybody so nice to you. They.. they can’t treat you better but every once a while you run into, like, this jerk, you know, like Mr. Zack

That's very common. I've done it loads too.
I was ill a few weeks ago, and since then I haven't been able to eat my previous weakness (chocolate), so that was a blessing in disguise.
Maybe being a bit broke will help break the cycle?

We live in England. It's summertime.
It was already raining hard enough to be slapstick without adding alcohol.

I have officially been told to rest this weekend - by a personal trainer, as I've done a lot of working out this week.
I'm reading between the lines to misunderstand that he wants me to get shitfaced tomorrow.

Let's just hope it doesn't Sting.

Staying sober will help with the marathon - I always fall asleep if I have more than two drinks whilst watching anything.

Stop mentioning your parts.

A dildodo?

Must everything be on slates now?

Once a day: I admire your restraint.

In England, we call them Dorifingers.

You get the cool parent award.

That makes it complete - masturbation is only half-a-job without tears: nature's best lube.

I helped my sis and bro-in-law move last weekend, so I've earned a pass this week. Enjoy getting smashed!

Typical weekend then?

Have fun!
I'm going to a garden party and comparing performance cars with my friend.
(eta - his is much more expensive/faster than mine)

To be fair, the Aussie was a car salesman then a model in London before getting the Bond gig.

Like I said at the time, Adele used "crumble" when she could have used another classic British dessert that does rhyme with "Skyfall" - "trifle".