In the words of Mrs Doyle:

Good news!

I just bought an amazing new local gin - made with watercress and pink grapefruit botanicals. It likes pink grapefruit peel, so I'll have that please.

It is a bit baggy though.

At least fellatio doesn't leave me with a faint feeling of nausea afterwards…

The only good thing about Thomas was imagining how stoned Ringo must have been whilst recording the narration.

And that's why we got her neutered.

Baldness is God's way of calling you a wanker.

Those crafty Scots, always ready to find a reason to drink.
Sunday opening for pubs was also banned in Wales until 2003.

BONESTORM!

I just hope that you embrace who you are.
Being submissive does not mean settling for just any asshole. Remember that. Please.

But Dora looks like Will.i.am - especially when he's in the giant "The Voice" chair:

My tendencies were always there, but I had to calm them a touch when I was dating.

Also, teaching girls that clitoral stimulation is likely to be more fun for them then vaginal penetration may just help avoid STDs and unwanted pregnancies. But that may not work with their agenda.

"Ziggy says there's a 92.3% chance that you need to make it rain spooge."

Oddly, I have never ejaculated through fellatio. In fact, I've never really been bothered for it.

Cherishing ignorance and belittling others for their differences can only end well…

In the words of Toyah Wilcox: it's a mystery.

Uhhhhr?

He'd be looking for a new job if he had become a Mumford - they're edging into Coldplay territory now.