Hey, I don't know you but I'm having a party on the 13th.
Fly over to Britainland and you can attend.

Bicycle rack.

As a straight man, my first response to that was "why would anyone turn down oral?"
My second was "blindfold!"

If we're going geographical, I'd like to propose "Happy Valley"

Now it's a triple-bill:

I liked his appearance on "Never Mind the Buzzcocks" because he let on about how he was teased at school. All the other kids used to sing:

It's been all over the news in his adopted home, because everyone on TV in the late 70s/early 80s in the UK was a paedophile or enabler. Apparently.

Presidents of the United States of America "We're Not Gonna Make It" for Ikea.

It was once used for Currys (an elctrical retailer) in the UK - about ten years ago.

And gave the best "piss off" alternative: "fuckity-bye".

In 1977, no-one died. In 1978, no-one died. In 1979, no-one died. In 1980, someone died. In 1981, no-one died. In 1982, there was the incident with the pigeon.

As Wad says:

Foopball is a tuough game but it is a pity you canot win by hacking everybode. You hav to be nippy.

Eat my goal!

Except our national media are so London-centric (even though the BBC now has offices in Greater Manchester), that they probably would just say "Oxford Street, with three policeman and a knotted tape barrier" now.

Oh, I know.
I chop it, pour on a little boiling water, and so the cat has body-temperature(ish) food that she can convince herself she caught.

Ok - 194 degrees F

That's ridiculous. My hair isn't long enough for a ponytail.

The Police box is the sugar holder - it has a cut-away section in the lid for the spoon. The Dalek also has a pouring lip.
But you're right - the phone box is a perfect tea caddy shape. If you're going Anglophile, you should go all out, and pack in some Yorkshire Tea or Earl Grey. Not sugar. Sugar is for children and…

You could cook a chicken. It is relatively simple, and can be delicious.
I opt for putting a quartered onion in the cavity (I use this to make onion gravy or stock later), season with salt, pepper, and thyme.